Graceland, the World’s Most Profitable Open House: SOLD!

by Alex Stenback on December 17, 2004

In other news, Elvis Presley Boulevard is still a dump.

Graceland
All this, for only $95 Million.

If you’ve never been to Graceland, the mecca of modern American kitsch culture, I’d recommend a trip. Whether or not you even like Elvis, Graceland is a sight to behold. The two things that stood out during my visit were what an absolute dump Elvis Presley boulevard is, and the fact that Elvis had a racquetball court. I mean, a RACQUETBALL COURT? For the guy who’s diet was famous for things like twinkies, prescription pills, and fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches? Can you even imagine the paunchy, vegas-era Elvis slipping into a set of sweats for a round of racquetball? The mind boggles.

Graceland Sold, but Lisa Marie keeps the house.

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