Trump Mortgage Opening Bash: The Donald, The Hair, The Junior, but no Ivanka

by Alex Stenback on April 11, 2006

Behold a hilarious piece of on-the-scene reporting from the opening of Trump Mortgage, complete with pictures, Donald Water, Floating Hair, and riveting commentary by Dealbreaker’s John Carney, who had a stare-down with Donald Junior:

I take a long swig from my Donald Water and just smile back at Junior.
I can tell he’s thirsty after being on stage. Sorry kid. There are some
things money can’t buy. And for those things, I use my press pass.

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